Famous Last Words
Me: Wow, it’s only 9PM and I’m all done with stuff I could actually go to bed early tonight.
My Brain: Well I’m not tired so go find a book or somethin’.
Me: Oh, well Candace lent me “The Hunger Games”. I could start reading that.
My Brain: Yeah that’s a good idea. Let’s read like 10 pages and go to sleep.
[100 pages and three hours later . . .]
Me: Ok I have to go to bed. I have work tomorrow.
My Brain: You tease! KEEP READING!
Me: . . . okay.